Hanging Out at the State Capitol Building

Here we are, standing next to each other at the state capitol building in Saint Paul, Minnesota. I’m not lying: here we are. Let’s go inside. Hold on, I gotta take my shoe off. OK, now let’s protest all the foreign parliaments and perform a filibuster on the floor of America so as to prove that the success of other nations causes befuddlement. Whoa, look at the ceiling of this place — I wonder what the official architecture-word is for “dome.” Shit, man, I really love standing here with you, eating hotdogs in our red and yellow sundresses.