Ice Cream Peanut Butter

Ice cream peanut butter is palatable as all get-out. It contains peanut butter chunks and archipelagos of chocolate gooeyness. My better half went to buy some and then sang out to everybody: “Come and get it.” We all agreed that its taste is pleasant to the utmost conceivable degree, like a large, strong, sexually attractive person. Now you and I have both gone off our rockers, therefore we decide that we must continue to yell until the neighbors call the police. Once they do so, I remark to you, saying: “By God’s wounds, your next-door neighbor is my type of woman; too bad she comes with a child — it was a wrong decision for her to have brought that life to term.” The flavor of Ice Cream Peanut Butter Gum lasts a long time: that’s the message of this lecture.