The Combative Hydroelectric Dam

Out steps the super destructor of water: He is the Combative Hydroelectric Dam, and He’s angry and cursing. To start out, He flies off the roof and lands on His opponent. The Combative Hydroelectric Dam is tremendously powerful and aggressive. He’s extremely competitive. Stronger than a moose and bigger than a truck. He’s the official champion of the Land-vs.-Ocean Perma-War, with muscles that appear to be chiseled out of stone. When He’s battling a body of water, all His admirers chant: “Pulverize! Pulverize! Rip him to shreds!” Then the Combative Hydroelectric Dam goes catapulting off the ropes and kicks a boot into the cranium of His antagonist. He also performs a pile driver and a body avalanche; then he mashes a fistful of seaweed into His opponent’s hair. The Combative Hydroelectric Dam lifts up lakes and rivers, and slams them down on the landscape; then He holds them flat on their back until it’s clear that He has bested them. At this point, His audience bursts into cheers that are loud enough to make an elephant drown.