13 May 2023

The Squid Essay, Part 3

Let me just say this one thing. I am the squid; I’m laying eggs. My mouth is bigger than the firmament, plus you should note that I have but one large eye. My claws resemble samurai swords, and my first name is Bethany. I just slimed your brother’s automobile. I lost my temper and turned completely purple, then vapor came leaking out of my head, and blackish spray sprayed out of my mouthlike opening. Tell your brother that it looks like he needs a towel.

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