Here I am, steaming in the holy hellfire. I just ate your best friend’s bikini. My actions are unconscionable, because I am the giant squid. I dig tunnels in the earth and emerge from directly under the TV in your living room, where you and your family are sitting; then I terrify you all with a breathtaking amount of un-aimed emissions. Now there is black bloody juice all over your attire. Yes, I think you’re ready to admit that I win. Moreover, there is no difference between my true self and my doppelgänger: we are both equally evil. So we go everywhere together, since we figure that it is advantageous to act as one grand unified monster of the deep.
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