GENTLEMEN: “It is wrong to tease a girl, because she will get angry and her head will spin. Girls do not understand jokes. Sometimes they eat too much food. Girls also whine a lot. Girls like to wear fishnet, spandex, leather, and latex. They marry frogs, dogs, logs, and hogs.”
LADIES: “My name is now enraged. I do not like anything that you just rhymed. My wish is that you would stop commenting about me. Leave; go downstairs. I am steaming. Wait till I tell your parents about this.”
GENTLEMEN: “We apologize. We like your lifestyle and the choices that you have made. You are not a rubber woman or a scowling demon. We deserve to be chastised; for we acted badly, and we are fat.”
LADIES: “Your performance was indeed mean and boyish; you pet too smacky. I dislike your ‘What if’ essay on cats. My name is not ‘doll.’ My name is ‘person.’ I am not just a gal at the mall. But it was fun to be tested.”
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