Killing yourself is not a pleasant action. Imagine using a sharp knife to mangle your wrists, or taking big swings with a baseball bat to bash your own skull. Kabam! Or jumping off a cliff, falling into some burning coals and melting. Then your spirit would end up in Hell, because suicide is illegal. So pay no attention to the demons who keep chanting “Do it!” as they hand you a gun and say “Don’t forget to blot your parents first!” — No: I recommend refusing to heed such advice. For, once your life is over, then you’re nothing; and your stupid mom and dad will no longer be able to nag at you to get a job; all your debts will disappear, which will sadden your creditors; and the rest of your problems will vanish into thin air. Instead, keep hope alive.
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