Naked

As you can see, for this lecture I am naked, and so is the audience. This means that we are wearing no clothes. For we are comfortable around each other — since we’re all straight men, we can be naked and simply remain brothers and not become aroused. We stay sober and in full control, even though all our parts are exposed. Never do we grow excited, as we are true brothers who made a pact to be naked all the time, especially during lectures and when chasing the police. My name is Bryan Ray; behold me where I stand, hear my voice; be not afraid of my body. Following this address, I will meet you all in the foyer, and we shall begin to chase the police. For that is the purpose of being naked while delivering or attending all-male lectures: one gets together with one’s truest bros to find the police and go chase them.