30 June 2023

Nonviolent Weapon

Attention: everyone who’s not currently on the dance floor, please get on the dance floor and check out this fresh nonviolent weapon. Damn, look at its barrel. This thing is fully loaded and cocked. Just push on the button and it goes “Klang!” and the extra-mobile base swivels around and eliminates all obscenity without using violence. You just can’t put this thing down. It’s made of heavy metal and painted black. And look at this part right here — isn’t that neat?

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