Cancun

Summertime has arrived, now you must enjoy a vacation in Cancun. It’s the best place available this evening.

Cancun is packed with fun activities like partying. It’s the only realm in the world that has true love. Cancun is like a huge diamond made of glass. It’s a sizable territory with decent soil. And if you like wetlands, then it’s your lucky day, because Cancun has more beaches than a duck. Everyone smiles here, and the women are beautiful. And every new visitor receives a free kitty. So come to Cancun and bring all your other family members, and we’ll offer you a free newborn kitten and a Mercedes-Benz automobile. You will love to come here, because the food is free, and the . . .

You can stand in the hot sun and get a deep tan. There are pretty ladies and no men here. We should rename it “Brigadoon.” The meals are good. Nice weather: you can play outside.