Paintball (Sport)

One U.S. Government Agent told me that he likes to play paintball at the local mall because it leaves people bewildered. He uses red paint. He begins by urinating on his hands; then he runs through the mall and causes shoppers and security guards to stumble. “Lemme tell ya,” said this U.S. Government Agent: “Playing paintball and urinating on yourself are exciting things to do before you go to Hell.”