Missionary Style

Without question, the best way to fornicate is Missionary Style. It’s easy to do and doesn’t take very long. It’s even fun for grown-ups, when they’re going to bed. All you need is arms, legs, and a torso; plus a little stamina, willpower, drive, and thrust. Missionary Style is dependable. Try it anywhere: in the back of a car, or even while jogging thru the park. Esteem for this position is rapidly sweeping across the face of the globe. It is funky like Q*bert, yet soft like Nerf. So go out and do it or you’ll be left out. If you neglect to perform this action, then your partner will weep. Climb up on top of a rock and leave your scent there.