Riverside Plaza

There’s no better place to live than Riverside Plaza. I’ll be sad if I ever have to move out. I’ve been here two full years, now. Most people are scared to even come near this place. I’m in Building C, known as Chase House, on the fourteenth floor. It’s like the Queensbridge of Minnesota. I’m not sure why, but all my neighbors are Somalian. There is always the smell of a certain type of meat cooking in the hallways, and the elevator breaks down at least once per day. 

Riverside Plaza is well-respected, because its exterior was pictured at the opening of The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Supposedly, Mary’s character had an apartment here. I’m not sure if they actually shot any of the episodes at this location — they probably filmed the rest of the show in a studio. But, for all I know, she really did live here.