We left the Earth in a giant rocketship and landed on the Sun. It was enjoyable. When we got there, the Sun was bright — it was all lit up. Everything was orange and red. I bet you’re wondering why my crew and I did not die from the heat. Well that’s because we were wearing flame-proof suits with jetpacks and deluxe ice-lungs that have corded laser shooters.
We are the first men to walk on the Sun; and, I repeat, it was enjoyable. The whole place was hot, and there were lots of flames. I even carved my name into the surface.
There were nice women on the Sun; I became special friends with one of them, so I tried to bring her back home with us, but when she stepped on board our ship, she turned to foam.
The bad thing about the Sun is that the high temperature makes it difficult to move very fast. And all the stuff there is hot to the touch. Did I mention that I almost fell? Also, on our way there, we nearly crashed into Mars. But we turned away and ended up unscraped.
SUMMARIZATION: The Sun is a big yellow fiery ball of light, with flames leaping. It is burning hot. We found some solar dust, which we saved for a scientific sample. Our trip was enjoyable. We all got so deeply tanned that now our skin is black. And all the food there is sweet to the taste, like candy.
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