In this lecture, I’m going to talk about a dance that is hopping mad. It’s being performed at all the clubs nowadays, by the youthful partygoers who all possess Teen Power. It’s the brand-new fad, and it’s totally in fashion at the moment. Now, if you still don’t know what I’m hinting at, let me school you on all the details about The Frog Spring Dance.
Yo, here’s how to do it, you fools: First, make sure that your knees can bend. Then, use both of your legs as springs. Now you’ve got the hang of it! You’re hopping to the top, and bopping till you drop. Come on, everybody get on the floor and do The Frog Spring Dance. Keep hopping until you smash into the wall.
I repeat: get out onto the dance floor, because this is the moment that your whole life has been building towards. Follow the above-mentioned instructions and have a good time. Wave your hands and shake your pelvic region. Await the command, and then jump in the air. Use your left foot only. Now balance on your right foot. If you don’t understand what’s happening, rewind the videocassette and listen to my essay again from the beginning.
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