One day, when I was driving my car, all four tires fell off and became flat and soft. Then, all my antifreeze squirted into the air, and all the oil drained out. Suddenly, the engine blew up. Then my battery cables corroded, and I heard metal-on-metal grinding; so I tried to slam on the brakes, but the foot-pedal snapped and broke away. I’m telling you the truth. Then my car split completely in half, and all the parts flew out and clattered onto the ground. Then the driver’s seat started glowing red-hot and became molten rock. Then I drank a piña colada.
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