The past is dominated by dinosaurs . . . the present is filled with adult Homo Sapiens . . . but what is the future? Children are. So now you know.
We should therefore nurture children and give them ergonomic pens. Remind them to wash behind their ears, lest they misunderstand when we are trying to tell them that they are en vogue and à la mode — they might think instead that we called them all unwanted fools, and this would cause the children to aim their weapons at their overseers. We don’t want this; so let us give them a fair exchange: in place of their firearms, offer them two frosted strawberry flavored Pop-Tarts.
NOTE. To remain our only hope, children should stay in school, avoid overdosing on street-drugs, learn how to read, become successful, never date each other, desist from shopping all day, study philosophy, and only engage in reproduction after discovering the truth about politics and religion. Now let’s eat some bread.
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