Women Can Do the Same Jobs as Men

Women can do the same jobs as men, so don’t ever disrespect them. Look at that man over there lifting all those weights — I bet a girl could lift more. So let’s do a science test: Ask someone “Who is better, women or men?” Now listen carefully to their answer. I bet that most of the people will say that women are superior, because females are generally better at spelling words. They do any type of employment just as well, because they are truly tough. The girls I know can do good work, but all the men are actually slobs. Lo, if it’s required of them, women will beat you up and leave you all bloody and injured, there on the ground. They can do whatever you ask, and then do it again. They have the ability, courage, and strength to tackle any activity, no matter how physically or mentally taxing it is. For instance, at the car wash — you might assume that only the guys will be willing to vacuum the grime from the floor mats, and then carefully dry off every vehicle after polishing its exterior; but look and see for yourself: Do you notice the receptionist? It’s a girl! This proves that women are every bit as adept as men at daylaboring. Therefore, we should break down, destroy, and trample upon all divisive barriers, and freely share photographs of our pet kittens.