Stone vs. Stick

I am a stone lying on the ground.

I am a stick lying on the ground.

Watch out, stick, I’m going to attack.

Watch out for yourself, you jerk — I don’t believe that you can move.

But don’t you know that stones are rather heavy?

Yeah, but sticks are sharp and good for jabbing.

Alright, no more talking: I’ll jump on you.

Go ahead and try — I’ll just whack you hard.

Hmm, I can’t seem to get off the ground.

That’s because you lack muscles, therefore you’re immobile.

Hey, don’t tempt me or I’ll ambush you again!

What do you mean, “again”? You couldn’t even carry out your first threat.

NARRATION: The stick and the stone decide to mate and produce a litter of babies that are a mixture of their two natures.