03 September 2023

Things That Are Weird

Here is a list of all the things that are weird:

  • Laser-bombing jack-o’-lantern
  • Ebony and ivory
  • Willy Wonka Women 
  • Queer Beer 
  • Gold sphere, silver deer, house of mirrors, buy it here
  • Fertile bas-relief
  • Elevator detonator (“Waiter, why’s a gator wading in my totter taters!?”)
  • Danny Ainge 
  • Jimmy James 
  • Cats with no tail and extra wings
  • Metal rain plaid sodden leather bream
  • Jolly fat rats with no back, so you must saddle their neck
  • Deer with antlers 
  • Spanish dancers with lances and a burning lamb with a human head
  • Multiple ropes on the side of a boat
  • Feet with no person to stand for

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