My brother Hank was born with a disability that left him unable to swallow cheese. So, to help out, I invented a device that would shoot cheese directly into his mouth. It took me a year to construct this invention, and when I loaded it up, it worked perfectly — now there’s no limit to the amount of cheese that Hank can eat.
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After patenting my Cheese Cannon, I sold the rights to a company that mass-produced the devices and sold them everywhere. Now everybody’s got one: Cheese is flying all around, getting caught in people’s hair. Yellow-orange cheese: bam, bam, bam, bam — ick! I tried to duck, but a piece hit me in the chest and knocked me down. And I see that you got buried under slices of cheddar.
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