My latest invention is the Chewy Calculator. It has a juicy taste that is extremely flavorful. Go ahead and test it: Do some computations and then eat them up. Punch in three plus four — to get your answer, chew the screen. This particular sum has a lemon-lime flavor. Now try twenty-five times a thousand. Mmm! tastes like tangy pumpkin.
Run to the store and buy yourself a Chewy Calculator. It features all the numbers, including one. Feed your children a meal of math. The Chewy Calculator makes balancing your checkbook yum-yum fun. And when you press the minus button, it virtually subtracts the excessive girth from your waistline.
So, if you’re hungry, and you need to do numerical computations, just purchase a Chewy Calculator. Be sure to eat it before it dies!
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