Coop Coolant

Suddenly, all the chickens in our coop became hot. They were burning up internally and almost ready to burst on fire. When I saw this, I was overcome with an urge to help them. So I ran to the shed and grabbed the coolant; then I ran back to the coop and doused them off. This gave the chickens relief. 

So I put the coolant back in the shed and returned to the coop. 

But, after a little while, the chickens started glowing bright red, and smoke was billowing out of their feathers. They began clucking and squawking at the top of their lungs — you could tell they were agitated. So I made a quick shed-run and sprayed more coolant, and the chickens cooled off again. 

From now on, therefore, instead of storing it in the shed, I keep a half-&-half mixture of water & coolant right here in the coop, so that it’s readily available.