A crew of macho musclemen found the Fountain of Youth. Just look at them: their childish appearance is proof of their claim. They used to be rugged, hairy-chested studs with huge biceps; but now they’re all smooth-skinned lads with tiny boy-parts. They shall remain severely underage for all of eternity. Never again shall they visit the dance club with its thumping techno beat and persuade a loose lady to enjoy a one-night stand; for now they have grown so young that they lack any desire to perform the physical act of love.
“Hey, Buck, I wish we had not swum so much in this fount,” says Biff, the formerly macho muscleman, to his crewmember Buck, “since it transformed us into tiny twerps.”
“Look on the bright side, Biff,” says Buck, “at least now we will never grow elderly and decrepit.”
Just then, this discussion between the manchildren Buck and Biff is interrupted by the sound of a bell. It turns out that the All-Girls Catholic School is letting out. Now a whole class of 18-year-old seniors approaches. These young-adult schoolgirls, when passing by, stop to point and laugh at the once-macho musclemen.
Kids can be cruel: In childish rage, the manboys now splash the girls with water from the fountain — this has the effect of subtracting a decade from their age: So the tall mean schoolgirls turn into pathetic little 8-year-olds. And the boys taunt them with the news that this change is permanent. The girls are shocked: With great sorrow, they wave goodbye to their dreams of becoming busty.
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