Who, in God’s name, is that athlete over there, upon the ropes in the wrestling ring, looking like an unhinged cowboy or towering ape? His fighting technique is stronger than acid, and he’s blooming like a lily during the rejuvenating season of Easter. He is nicknamed “Dr. Heartbreak” — no explanation is necessary. He flies into action like an arrow that was shot from a bow, and, with the strength of a warhorse, he extends his arm to give opponents the “clothesline” maneuver. Then he pile-drives all his enemies with body-slamming force.
Yes, Mister Michael is an adequate wrestling entertainer. Whenever introducing him into the ring, the announcer should say: “If you like physical skirmishes, you’re sure to like the man you’re about to see.” Once he lures you onto the mat, he’s bound to pin you. So don’t ever mess around with this professional in the sport of grappling, or you will feel something far different from what movie actors experience during a scene of romantic courtship. Mister Michael will leap high in the air and then land on a table.
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