Greetings. I’m a plumber named Burt, here to fix your pipes. I brought my bag of tools along. Is your toilet plugged up? Then I’ll open my bag and get to work. You see, if someone doesn’t clean out your pipes, then they’ll burst; and you don’t want that.
I wear blue overalls and a blue hat. My name is stitched on the front of my uniform: “Burt the Plumber.” I’m at your service, holding my Toilet Snake Rattle-Hum Coiling Apparatus and dislodging crud from your pipes — they’re quite a mess: it’s good that you called me. Watch out, now; I’m going under.
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