My Website

I have a website that is tremendous. It’s called “Bryan Ray Loves and Respects You Dot Com.” Actually, no: it’s called that dot net. So go there and scroll toward what must be looked at with great interest.

Click on the hyperlinks to all my classic literature and rap albums. And read about my new girlfriend Mandy. Then, on the “Bio” page, you can learn all about my bad upbringing, and my ascent out of poverty into major popularity and success. 

I convinced a couple of my friends from public school to write some columns about me for the site’s “Breaking News About Bryan” tab. So, if you spend time perusing the site’s extra features, you will be happy.

My wacky website also offers crazy clues to decode and decipher the mysterious meanings of all my strange storybooks. Go to my old Lycos site that’s defunct, and then try my addresses at Angelfire and Homestead. After you’ve read the error messages, come to the main site: the one I just built. Actually I paid Ron to build it. 

Whip out your mouse’s pointer arrow and hover over my new logo: it is reddish pink with 3-D block-letters and drop-shadows behind it. I honestly don’t ever want to stop staring at the flash animation that keeps spinning around the banner ad above the . . .

In summary, my website is fresh, and it is cool. Why should you go there? I repeat, the address is “Bryan Ray Loves and Respects His Awesome Readership Dot Blogspot Dot Net.” 

My site tells you the truth that they never taught you in college. I publish weekly essays, to keep you all up-to-date on my romantic life. There are a whole lot of buttons for you to click on. Pictorials and photo spreads featuring family members and meals that we made together. I offer stock tips and helpful hints about Christian Living. We have games, chatrooms, online dating, horoscopes, etc. You can follow my interactive advice on divorce and childbirth, plus there are video makeup tutorials, showing the best way to apply beauty products. Also . . . what else do I have? I’m trying to think.