Pants

I like pants because pants have knees. Plus, they have a slot at the side for storing your fob watch. They come with two legs and a wide waistline, which a belt can be used to resize however you like. I myself prefer a short inseam and legs that taper at the ankle, with a pleated front. And my favorite luxury feature is cargo pockets. 

Pants are not only good to wear to post-secondary school, but my advice is: Never attempt to deliver a lecture without them. In fact, if you want to look like the best possible version of yourself, then put on pants every single time that you dress. Wear them with suspenders or a blouse. Before heading out the door to meet the day, double-check to make sure that your lance is holstered. Now you’re ready to engage in social butterflying. And, don’t forget: a surefire way to gain access to one’s pelvic area is to pull down the zipper.