Tattoos and body piercings are now in style. So I went out and got myself one or two. But, after doing this, I realized that I cannot stop there; no — I must go out and get about nine or ten. So I went out and got myself several more:
One tattoo is a giant pig with flames of lightning and purple flesh, which they just need to finish filling in. Plus I got my nostril pierced, and my ear and tongue; but, before I did that, I got a navel ring, which now can be seen when I wear my ripped halter-top. And I shaved my head bald except for this one long braid that is dyed bright orange. Next, I plan on getting a tattoo that covers my skull: it’ll be two giant lobsters eating food with their claws of death surrounded by fiery thunderbolts. And I can’t wait until I reach retirement age, for, by that time, I’ll have my whole back inked with huge mutant alligators holding a gun. And both my eyebrows will also be pierced; and I’ll have at least five more danglers in each ear.
Yes, tattoos and body piercings are now in style. You should go out and get yourself one or two.
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