Burrito Boat

My burrito boat is filled to brimming; it can barely stay afloat. The whole ship is good to eat, but the trick is that you must abstain from consuming it — for, once you bite the burrito boat, this might create a hole in its structure, which could allow water to flow in. Don’t tell your mother about this flaw, because I know that she likes to eat things.

Anyway, so here I am, riding in my burrito boat. Sitting back and enjoying a cigarillo; floating down the river. Did you know that I perform all my own rowing? I use my human arm-power, which is 120 volts. I also wear a burrito charm-bracelet and a burrito necklace, and my boat is shaped like a giant burrito. Remember that guy Kato Kaelin from the O.J. Simpson trial? Anyway, like I said, here I am: cruising down the river of cheese. And these beans are extremely steamy. I now row single-handedly so that my boat turns toward the Taco Farm, where I can watch the newborn baby flour tortillas fly to heaven like flapping seagulls.