Don’t Smoke in Bed

Didn’t anyone warn you not to smoke in your bed? Chances are, if you do so, you will lose your life. See, when you are in bed, that’s when your body is falling asleep; meanwhile, a cigarette is blazing, on fire, and it continues to burn. Pay attention, dear listeners, and learn this lesson: Never smoke in your bed, because, if you do, you will surely die. I suppose you are wondering why this is. First of all, a cigarette is an extremely dangerous object: it will inflict you with various diseases. There is only one thing left that I must say to this planet’s inhabitants: When you invite a woman over, and the two of you are engaged in fornication, just remember not to light up a cigarette in bed.