Grass Reaper

The grass reaper is cutting and pulling up weeds; chopping up and strangling other types of plant-growth; ripping up the yard, mulching it up and storing grain. It is a dangerously sharp blade for cutting grass, just like the one used by the spirit who took you to your grave. Be careful, or you might cut off all the fingers of your hands. The grass reaper comes packaged in a green plastic safety case with its name written in letters that are shaped like lightning bolts. It really gnarls up the sod. It also hacks off pieces of flowers. In fine white print on the side of its box is a legal disclaimer that reads: BEWARE! MAY CAUSE REGICIDE. For children and adults, it has a shiny metal blade swinging fast, hacking with 150 volts of human arm-power.