Well, well, well. What do we have here? It’s a brand-new invention that is astonishing. There shall no longer be any reason for people to use manual sewing needles, for here is a device that will help us all tremendously. It is a computer sewing machine that runs on electrical mist. You don’t even need to physically move: the contraption just perfectly sews your shirt. Plus you can go on the Internet and download blouses and vests, and the computer sewing machine will realize them for you. It’s easy to use, and it never makes a big mess. This eliminates the need to hire seamstresses who are hard to communicate with and never operate correctly. The computer sewing machine therefore wins the battle against human workers: the final score is two to one. Keep an eye on the future, for soon you shall witness blooming over the horizon a type of organic machine that has skin on it. And digital lights and beams that are flashing.
SONG: Tell me, is it a miracle? No, it’s a needle and string with a powerful gun. It’s the computerized sewing station with fabric and thimbles. It fixes all garments and sorts them into bins. It’s over seventy centimeters tall, with a flickering scanner button and many knobs and dials. It looks like an angel. Call your army recruiter and ask for a daredevil career in uniform tailoring.
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