Fluke

Thank you for coming here this day to listen to my lecture about flukes. Flukes have no fins, and they’re a type of flounder. The average size is two or three pounds, unless you’re dealing with my buddy Vick — the flukes he catches are eleven pounds, flat and wide. And my other friend Stegz catches ’em real big too. Cuz those two guys are good at fishing. You’ll love to hear what we use for bait. We use something that’s called “fluke killer rig.” Just use that with a piece of squid and a mummichog. (A mummichog is a small marine killifish.) That’s how you catch the flukes — ain’t it, Vick? (Vick nods yes.) Yeah, that’s how you catch the flukes that are living in the bay. What more can I add?