Tron

There was this one guy who was a master at playing video games. He got the top score on Mrs. Pac-Man. But now, somehow, he gets trapped inside of his favorite game called Cars that Fly. All the vehicles driving on the grid are thin, and they move fast like lawnmowers, and everything is glowing. Then the guy meets this girl who is colored blue; and they fall in love, as is often the case with video game characters. So then, evil red guards with radiant spears attack this guy and his neon girlfriend. And this guy, whose name is Tron I think, becomes an expert at throwing Frisbees — that’s another aspect of the game; are you following me? Now, the problem is that the Power of Badness has a face that takes up the whole screen. But then a plot twist occurs, and the master video-gamer saves the day. Finally, he gets into bed with the woman who’s blue, to prove he’s not a homosexual.