In chronological order, from prehistoric to postmodern, here are all the entries that I could find in my Public Private Diary which dealt with the U.S. Turkey Day. Most of the writings are diversionary; some are focused. Read them all, and death will feel like it is rewarding you.
YEAR I
20 Nov. 2016 — Bitter thoughts aiming to be better
YEAR II
24 Nov. 2017 — Trying to figure out who is this one
YEAR III
19 Nov. 2018 — Please no more morning thots
23 Nov. 2018 — Today I'm giving thanks for friends like you.
25 Nov. 2018 — Interim entry (post in-law / pre outlaw Tee-day)
26 Nov. 2018 — Ray Fam Tee Day 2018
28 Nov. 2018 — Post written two days after the last post
YEAR IV
28 Nov. 2019 — Tee day reading prep
30 Nov. 2019 — Narcissising between the Turkey Days
03 Dec. 2019 — Leftover Tee-Day thots halfbaked or overcooked
YEAR V
24 Nov. 2020 — The Thanksgiving Essay:
- Turkey
- Pilgrims
- Eating Leads to Sleeping (Tryptophan)
- Family
- Thankfulness
- The Citizens of India
- Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
- Overeating (Blowing Up)
- Grandpa Takes His Teeth Out
- How to Cook Thanksgiving Turkey
- How to Know if Your Thanksgiving Went Well
P.S.
As a bonus, here is an entry that has nothing to do with Turkey Day, besides the fact that it contains exactly one instance of the word Thanksgiving:
25 Apr. 2018 — Catchup entry with no image or contents
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